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Double-sided Business Cards

The great thing about being a writer – or anyone creative - is you get to make stuff up! So why not put your enviable way with words to good use on your Business Cards? These cards are sure to make prospective employers laugh – and then hire you.

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Haven't you always wanted to answer the question "What do you do?” with an outrageous lie? This is a fun, general Business Card one the one side, your fake job to make them laugh, and on the other side, your real job and details to make them contact you.

About the designer

Jonathan Howells is a senior designer and illustrator with over 20 years experience. He is the Creative Director of multi-disciplinary design office Dinnick & Howells, whose past clients include Levi Strauss, Glaxo Smith Kline and Lindt Chocolate. A self-confessed design geek, Jonathan runs a typography blog and is obsessed with endless possibilities of letterforms.

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